MOM!!!!! I don't need a college education THAT badly!

Shut up kid, Momma's gotta do what Momma's gotta do...

How does a lousy, second-rate book-keeper, and wholly unfit mother, get her emotionally stunted kid through high school?

Michael Kentzell, and a gold-digging prostitute

When you're crowned Petaluma's resident town whore, fifteen consecutive years in a row, it's easy!



1) Wait for the disgraced perverted sexual predator, Leo Laporte, to cheat on his own wife and kids, and text you:

"Come over, I'm naked in bed waiting for you.
The door is open.
"
Disgraced, perverted sexual predator, the abusive, exploitative, morally bankrupt Leo Laporte

2) Text this back to the roly-poly pervert:

"I WANT TO! YOUR COCK INSIDE ME! WANNA FUCK?"

3) Seal the deal!

Oh, and don't forget to put a photograph of your worn-out snatch on that pervert's smart watch. How's THAT for a cool use of tech!


Well, that'll surely work out real good. Until, that is, the roly-poly, compulsive liar accidentally exposes THAT live on air as well too:


With such a professional gold-digging super-slut for a mother, is there any wonder that Michael Kentzell is such a screw up?


Lisa so-called "Laporte": Pure, undiluted evil.